Saturday, November 29, 2008

Instinct vs. iPhone

The biggest competitor of iPhone 3G is borned! It is the Samsung Instinct from Sprint. They look alike and they have the similar functions.

Nonetheless, Samsung Instinct has more advantages based on their criticism against the iPhone 3G from www.instinctthephone.com. As a summary from that, these are the facts that I could agree with them as the benifits you can gain from Samsung Instinct.


The only function of Samsung Instinct which could really amaze me is its "Speech To Action". Due to this function requires the voice command from a human being, therefore it is necessary for you to watch this 40 seconds funny commercial video of "Instinct vs. iPhone" by Sprint.


I can't deny that this function is outstanding if we compare Instinct with the loser iPhone. However, this function can be a disaster or humiliation to me in my personal point of view. Watch this 40 seconds video which shows you what kind of disaster that could possibly happen to me.


I assume Apple Inc. is avoiding this silly incident to happen to the smart customers. By the way, is Samsung Instinct imitating Apple iPhone? Anyway, it is just a modified version perhaps.

Welcom CC to the world!!!

CC, the copy-cat.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Apple's New Tattoo, iMan!

Apple is a man, Apple is a man, and APPLE IS A MAN! Peoples are wondering whether this white apple with green leaves on head is a chick or a hunk. And I need to make an announcement here, this little cute White Apple is a man! The iMan! Remember it's not the legendary model Iman!

Why iMan? It is because it stands for 'i am a man'. There are few reasons that caused the readers think I am a girl rather than a guy.

1.) The drawings here are cute.

iMan: Why the heck a guy could not draw something cute?

2.) I don't talk like a
guy.

iMan: Do I have to use ASSHOLE, MOTHERFUCKER, BITCH and BASTARD to greet my readers? I do use WTF and OMFG though. Good manners do not make me a man?

3.) The name 'Apple' itself sounds like a girl.

iMan: For your own sake, Apple is not my name! It is a type of fruit in this blog! And I never call myself as Apple in other chat box or forum! I am using "justapple" all the while! If you prefer I switch to "justbanana" to show that I am a man, I will then.


However, Apple needs a tattoo now. A tattoo which indicates himself as an apple, and another one that represents himself as a iMan. But making a tattoo on Apple's body, it's a mission of EP. EP indicates Expensive and Painful. Hence, he decided to DIY (Do It Yourself) with the aid of P&S (Paper and Sunlight)
This is the imagination or to say expectation by Apple. Unfortunately, his mission was a fiasco and the outcome is a little unpredicted.
Since then, Apple has made another decision which is to return himself to his hometown, the Apple Inc store to get a FREE TATTOO!

Make yourself a tattoo with the Free Laser Engraving on your iPod now!


Make it as a gift for anyone with the engraved message to any iPod! It is easy and free! Just like what I did for my friends! Hehe...


In the end, Apple got himself a best tattoo ever!!! *Wink* Goodbye old friends!





Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Trend of Apple's Hairstyle

Apple has all kind of hairstyle, but he was not satisfied with the hair colour. One day, he looked at the mirror, there was something bad reflected from the mirror and he got frustrated.

Therefore, Apple needs a CHANGE! As Barack Obama said, it is time for CHANGE! The colour has been changed by America, why not the Apple to change his hair colour as well? At last, Apple did it!

Apple is more alive now! He can choose all sort of changes that he wanted. Apple and his friends are all gone wild!


From the old fashion of mp3/mp4 players, now iPod Nano-Chromatic carries another trend of portable music players.

Source of Picture: Apple Inc Official Website




Share it
!

Share your best moment with your friends by browsing the photos with the 2-inch (diagonal) liquid crystal display.

















Show it!

Show and play the beloved video and movies anywhere with up to 4 hours video playback period.







Start it!

Start any compatible games with it to cheers your boredom everyday.















Shake it!

Shake to shuffle your music, more surprises
and excitement now!












Enjoy the 30 seconds video below and it takes 30seconds to load with high quality performance! The background song is awesome as an ending for this post!



You wu uh uh huh...

Friday, November 14, 2008

Strawberry, Banana, Watermelon or Ki Wii?

Apple was trying so hard to find his dad, finally he did it! The process was literally a tragedy or a disaster to him and yet he still remember how difficult was it.

He met Mr.Strawberry, but Mr.Strawberry has a son and a daughter and yet never betray his wife yet.

Mr.Banana told him that he has a son, but his son was murdered by a human while he was walking on street.

Apple saw this and he thought it might be his dad, but in fact he didn't know this is a pregnant watermelon.

Finally, Mr.Ki Wii approached him and told him that he is the long lost father of him. And the Apple was a little astonished by the news.

If you like Ki Wii and you enjoyed playing tennis, boxing, racing or even dancing in your house, now u will definitely desire to convey the console to outdoor or wherever you want. Here is the trouble, how can you play your Ki Wii in class, car or even on street without the provision of electricity and television?


It was a mission impossible, hence you need the son of
Ki Wii. Yes, Apple's iPod Touch has turned this mission to the mission possible! It is small, but in still it has a big touch screen as a game console. It is just like a gameboy! iPod Touch is not merely a MP3 player with sleek design, but with its new genius features included in the 2nd Generation of iPod Touch, you feel more action and fun!

You don't need a built-in button for your game console now!







Turn to the left.














Turn to the right.













Watch out the river! Move down your left hand!












You are safe now! Be fast and furious!







This is not your imagination nor your dream. You don't need a button to play the games! You just need to move your console and touch its body! Apple says, "I am not Mariah Carey, but please touch my body...". Meanwhile, you can listen to Mariah Carey's songs with its built-in speaker! Yes, it has built-in speaker! Woot~

Watch the 30 seconds video below to get the picture of my story immediately. There are hundreds of games you could download from the iTunes store for free!


In spite of all the movements you can do with iPod Touch, intangible buttons will be installed based on the games' criteria. Personally, I love Super Mario Bros.


Caution! You can play in classroom!


But you still need to pretend as a nerd although you are playing it! "Dang dang dang, dang dang dang, dang~" (Super Mario Bro's soundtrack)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

I am becoming a Red Apple tonight!




I had a bad week. But it was a past now. To celebrate the new coming week, I got myself a pack of Cottage Fries and a bottle of cheap wine, I really love wine.

The wine opener in my house is gone, so I got a new one. I don't have any spell that I could use to suck the damn wine cork.


The bad thing is arriving, once I open the cover of the wine, I saw a small tunnel. THERE IS NO WINE CORK INSIDE! So I just wasted my own money to get them a new wine opener. Anyway, tonight I am becoming a Red Apple!









I like to move it move it,

She likes to move it move it,
We like to move it move it,
MOVE IT!

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is coming to GSC Malaysia on the 13rd November 2008!