iMan, the Bookworm.

Do you hate book? I do hate book. But why am I calling myself as the bookworm? Recently, I realized my life is like committed to so many books.

Firstly, Notebook


I got myself a new notebook from Starbucks coffee as a perfect starter for the year 2009. But frankly to say, I bought it just for the sake of its design. Anyway, I will use it wisely too.


Secondly, Storybook


I love to read storybook, whether it is fiction or non-fiction still. However, I had stopped this habit few months ago due to my hectic college life. And now I am back to the previous life, it's time for me to finish my abandoned storybook, 'Flirting with Pete' by Banana De-lame-skin after my examination.


Thirdly, Phonebook


Can you live without a phone book? To my phone book, I can sing "Can't li...e..e..e..eve...If living is without jiu...". Enough said, this is a vital book in my entire life.


Fourthly, Facebook


Am I addicted to Facebook? No, but I log in it and socialize there with the friends daily. I will play with the applications available and update my status whenever I am free. Why am I doing so? Am I addicted to it? Please, NO!!!


Fifthly, Macbook

(Source: www.apple.com)

I love Macbook, I love Macbook, and I love Macbook! I want to get it after I made my decision. Should I get it? Too many consideration for me to think carefully. Money-wise and the function-wise. *hug* Macbook.

Magic Apple Sharpener

I love apple. I don't like sharpener. But I love Apple Sharpener! I have to say, it looks cute and tempting until I can't stop myself to buy it and have a bite immediately!

And I realized, this is not merely a sharpener. It has plenty of functions for me! I love you, Apple Sharpener!

First and foremost, I can use it to sharpen my color pencils. It is capable and better in sharpening as it would not break my pencil lead at all.

And I borrow to my sister as she thinks this is a very good sharpener too.

I can use the container to keep my rubbish too! For instance, the tissue papers, nose turd, fingernails and etc.

Now it is the more advanced feature which takes you guts to do it. I am planning to hide my notes and clues for the examination.

I can use it as a keychain too! An useful and cute keychain huh! But don't let girls to steal it!



















I will use it to bring my vitamin pills and M&M sometimes...
















Ta-dang~ My new necklace!


















What? It can mimic as a message clip!

This is the best sharpener I have ever had!!! I love you Apple Sharpener!

Apple's New Tattoo, iMan!

Apple is a man, Apple is a man, and APPLE IS A MAN! Peoples are wondering whether this white apple with green leaves on head is a chick or a hunk. And I need to make an announcement here, this little cute White Apple is a man! The iMan! Remember it's not the legendary model Iman!

Why iMan? It is because it stands for 'i am a man'. There are few reasons that caused the readers think I am a girl rather than a guy.

1.) The drawings here are cute.

iMan: Why the heck a guy could not draw something cute?

2.) I don't talk like a guy.

iMan: Do I have to use ASSHOLE, MOTHERFUCKER, BITCH and BASTARD to greet my readers? I do use WTF and OMFG though. Good manners do not make me a man?

3.) The name 'Apple' itself sounds like a girl.

iMan: For your own sake, Apple is not my name! It is a type of fruit in this blog! And I never call myself as Apple in other chat box or forum! I am using "justapple" all the while! If you prefer I switch to "justbanana" to show that I am a man, I will then.


However, Apple needs a tattoo now. A tattoo which indicates himself as an apple, and another one that represents himself as a iMan. But making a tattoo on Apple's body, it's a mission of EP. EP indicates Expensive and Painful. Hence, he decided to DIY (Do It Yourself) with the aid of P&S (Paper and Sunlight)
This is the imagination or to say expectation by Apple. Unfortunately, his mission was a fiasco and the outcome is a little unpredicted.
Since then, Apple has made another decision which is to return himself to his hometown, the Apple Inc store to get a FREE TATTOO!

Make yourself a tattoo with the Free Laser Engraving on your iPod now!


Make it as a gift for anyone with the engraved message to any iPod! It is easy and free! Just like what I did for my friends! Hehe...


In the end, Apple got himself a best tattoo ever!!! *Wink* Goodbye old friends!

Condoms for Apples

This is not an offensive post to the underage group of my readers. It is something more educational. From the online free dictionary, the definition of condom is a flexible sheath which made of rubber that designed to cover the penis during intercourse. In a nutshell, it is just a balloon on penis. Therefore you might think…condoms for apples are something similar like this...

Ha-ha…I need to bring out the point now. The condom for apple just the description of the protection skin for Apple Inc. product. iSkin has released many trendy and useful skins and covers for all range of Apple Inc. product, from iPod, iPhone to Mac. The colours of the condom skins are alike with the colour palette of rainbow. Withal, there are some products have attracted me the most and really eye-catching.

This is a condom packaging.

This is not a condom packaging,

but it is iSkin Keyboard Protector packaging!

The design of this keyboard protector fits the best for the keyboard of Apple MacBook and PC. It has arctic, sonic, purple, apple green and orange colour! It keeps the noise down for typing and maintains the hygiene of your keyboard. Less friction and less dust!

ATTENTION!

Mouse wears condom now! Ha-ha…Is it Mickey Mouse? NO! It is Mighty Mouse!

NONO, it is not like this! Stop your dirty thought!

This is the Mighty Mouse! And you are right, they have protection sheath too!

It is simple and stylish with the outstanding colours available in the market. Giving your Mighty Mouse a good shell can save you from buying a new costly mouse replacement!

Play safe everyone!