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Apple is back from McValue Lunch!!!

2009-05-28T23:58:00.013+08:00

Even my mom feels excited about McValue Lunch...

Now you can afford the most tempting lunch with the lowest price at McDonald's!!!

ARE YOU READY?

Bite the most valuable burger!

Chew the tastiest french fries!

Sip the infinite drink!

ALL IN ONE SET WITH ONLY RM5.95!!!

Are you lovin' it? Grab it for your lunch tomorrow!

I'm lovin' it! I can't wait to finish em'!!! But that's not all...

My friend wants it more! How about you?

DROP ME A MESSAGE AND RATE THIS POST!

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"Have you McValue LUNCH^TM-ed this week?"

iMan, the Bookworm.

2009-01-05T22:36:00.004+08:00

Do you hate book? I do hate book. But why am I calling myself as the bookworm? Recently, I realized my life is like committed to so many books.

Firstly, Notebook

I got myself a new notebook from Starbucks coffee as a perfect starter for the year 2009. But frankly to say, I bought it just for the sake of its design. Anyway, I will use it wisely too.

Secondly, Storybook

I love to read storybook, whether it is fiction or non-fiction still. However, I had stopped this habit few months ago due to my hectic college life. And now I am back to the previous life, it's time for me to finish my abandoned storybook, 'Flirting with Pete' by Banana De-lame-skin after my examination.

Thirdly, Phonebook

Can you live without a phone book? To my phone book, I can sing "Can't li...e..e..e..eve...If living is without jiu...". Enough said, this is a vital book in my entire life.

Fourthly, Facebook

Am I addicted to Facebook? No, but I log in it and socialize there with the friends daily. I will play with the applications available and update my status whenever I am free. Why am I doing so? Am I addicted to it? Please, NO!!!

Fifthly, Macbook

(Source: www.apple.com)

I love Macbook, I love Macbook, and I love Macbook! I want to get it after I made my decision. Should I get it? Too many consideration for me to think carefully. Money-wise and the function-wise. *hug* Macbook.

Merry Apple Christmas!

2008-12-25T22:20:00.001+08:00

As I mentioned in the Top 10 Amusements of Apple Christmas, the Top 1 will be revealed during Christmas, which is today. Before the Top 1 reveals to you all, I would like to wish you guys a Merry Apple Christmas! Are you ready for it? Let's do it!

*drum rolls*

Merry Christmas everyone! LOVE! My leaves have turn to brown! Yuhoo~

Happy Birthday iMan!

2008-12-23T00:17:00.004+08:00

Today is my 21st birthday, hurray? I'm emotional and I don't feel excited but depressed frankly. The close ones who know me well, they knew I had a tough 21 years. Could the next 21 years be better? I wish I could predict something further. I can't tell my feelings right now but I could show it in my drawing.

Not a fancy cake? I can draw better, but this is how I feel. Anyway I want to thank everyone who have wished me earlier or later. Special thanks to Jacyn, I feel surprised and touched that you called me all the way far from London. Thanks to the net friends who wished me and thanks to my friends for the wonderful gifts.

In a nutshell, birthday just brings me another emotional day in a bad way.

Hot Chicks in iPod Touch

2008-12-20T23:02:00.016+08:00

Recently I got this iPod Touch as an early birthday present from my friends, special thanks to them indeed. And they served me with this early Christmas dinner, the hot chicken, or turkey instead. Anyway, what I love the most of the iPod Touch functions is its high speed of connection with Wi-fi feature.

Within 5 seconds I could finish loading a page with the iSafari browser and select the video that I desire to watch.

With the horizontal view you could enjoy the wider screen that ease your viewing.

It just take about half of the total duration of your video for finish loading it in YouTube. And the quality is definitely high and clear. These are the two hot chicks who accompanying me during the lonely Saturday night. I love their soothing voice and their funky personality. Here I'm sharing a very short clip in how does it looks like for playing YouTube with iPod Touch.

The below are the original videos by Rin on the Rox from the YouTube which introduced by RJ. Thanks RJ! You gave me a beautiful night!

-If I were a boy-

-Better in Time-

-A Woman's Worth-

Thanks my friends for the lovely present. My birthday is on 23rd of December. Wish me "Happy Birthday" on that day! :D

Top 10 Amusements of Apple Christmas

2008-12-14T12:39:00.000+08:00

Why do I love Christmas so much? It is not because of the Santa Clause nor the present I will receive, but it is the decoration of Christmas environment! Tall and giant pine trees with all the twinkly balls and colorful candies just bring me lot of joys. This is why I love Christmas so much. But I realized it is always more than what I thought when the year is changing.

The below is a list of Top 10 amusements I met during the Christmas shopping spree!

No.10 "I like to Move it move it"

No.9 "Lego Christmas Tree"

No.8 "The Friendliest Bee"

No.7 "The Rudest Pen"

No.6 "3D Apple Puzzle"

No.5 "Apple Hand Cream"

No.4 "Mannequin's Apple Exposure"

No.3 "Model vs. iMan"

No.2 "DKNY's Apple Christmas Tree, Believe it or Not!"

No.1 "A Secret of iMan Christmas"

Visit Just Apple on Christmas to know the No.1 Amusement of Apple's Christmas Spree!~ I am here to wish you all Merry Christmas in advanced.

Magic Apple Sharpener

2008-12-08T19:34:00.038+08:00

I love apple. I don't like sharpener. But I love Apple Sharpener! I have to say, it looks cute and tempting until I can't stop myself to buy it and have a bite immediately!

And I realized, this is not merely a sharpener. It has plenty of functions for me! I love you, Apple Sharpener!

First and foremost, I can use it to sharpen my color pencils. It is capable and better in sharpening as it would not break my pencil lead at all.

And I borrow to my sister as she thinks this is a very good sharpener too.

I can use the container to keep my rubbish too! For instance, the tissue papers, nose turd, fingernails and etc.

Now it is the more advanced feature which takes you guts to do it. I am planning to hide my notes and clues for the examination.

I can use it as a keychain too! An useful and cute keychain huh! But don't let girls to steal it!

I will use it to bring my vitamin pills and M&M sometimes...

Ta-dang~ My new necklace!

What? It can mimic as a message clip!

This is the best sharpener I have ever had!!! I love you Apple Sharpener!

The Apple Awards 2008

2008-12-04T15:13:00.044+08:00

I believe you have heard of The Grammy Awards, MTV Video Music Awards, MTV Movie Awards, American Music Awards and etc. And now, I am proudly to present the very first Apple Awards 2008 in JustApple!

The Nominees for Best Apple Fashion Award in Apple Awards 2008 are,

Apple Bottoms from United States.

Apple Bottoms, created by Nelly, the well-known American singer. A good sense of high end fashion taste and considerably popular among the American woman's community. Thus, Apple Bottoms has approximately 2800 plus hits of Google daily search estimation. The R&B song playing on the official website is bonus where you could enjoy online shopping and listening to the good music at the same time.

Apple Funderwear from Germany.

Apple Funderwear has the sexiest and cutest underclothes. The transparent exposure of the sexy underclothing turns the guys on and hot. It will not be disappointed to the ladies out there as there are many hot hunks you could see from the website. But I believe it was a trend for Germany to wear the sexy apple underwear.

The Best Apple Fashion Award goes to,

Apple Bottoms

Trendy, good quality and good sense of music!

The Nominees for Best Apple Scent Award in Apple Awards 2008 are,

Nina Ricci from France.

A new modern-day, magical and enchanting fairy tale. The good slogan and appealing apple alike design of fragrance had made it successfully get nominated this year. The powdery and slightly heavy scent of the fragrance attracted the independent and successful women.

DKNY Donna Karan New York from New York.

The most delicious fragrance in the world. The recipe of apple scent appeals your sense and feeling. The simple and sleek design is sexy, masculine and confident. The sweet and juicy odor take you out of the stress and pressures by giving you the best refreshment.

The Best Apple Scent Award goes to,

DKNY Donna Karan New York

Sleek, pure apple scent and vary in choices!

The Nominees for Best Apple Bar Award in Apple Awards 2008 are,

Apple Restaurant & Lounge from Los Angeles

Apple, the Los Angeles's premiere dining and entertainment destination. Top young chefs and ultimate VIP host lead the Apple Restaurant & Lounge became the hottest night spot in the town. Food, wine, drinks and juices in Apple is more than a taste but a good dining experience.

Love Apple from United Kingdom.

The Love Apple gives you the best night in West Yorkshire, United Kingdom. The live music gets your ear into the highest point of the night. Special promotions and good offers for drinks made Love Apple became the focus of the crowd.

The Best Apple Bar Award goes to,

Apple Restaurant & Lounge

Classy, sophisticated and tempting!

The Nominees for Best Environmental Apple Award in Apple Awards 2008 are,

Click the Nominees to see their real identity.

Green Apple

Many harmful toxins eliminated, highly recyclable and more energy efficient.

Fuji Apple

Many toxic juice, but durable, strong, and big.

The Best Environmental Apple Award goes to,

Green Apple

The Greenest Family of Notebooks!

The End of Apple Awards 2008

Instinct vs. iPhone

2008-11-29T17:21:00.012+08:00

The biggest competitor of iPhone 3G is borned! It is the Samsung Instinct from Sprint. They look alike and they have the similar functions.

Nonetheless, Samsung Instinct has more advantages based on their criticism against the iPhone 3G from www.instinctthephone.com. As a summary from that, these are the facts that I could agree with them as the benifits you can gain from Samsung Instinct.

The only function of Samsung Instinct which could really amaze me is its "Speech To Action". Due to this function requires the voice command from a human being, therefore it is necessary for you to watch this 40 seconds funny commercial video of "Instinct vs. iPhone" by Sprint.

I can't deny that this function is outstanding if we compare Instinct with the loser iPhone. However, this function can be a disaster or humiliation to me in my personal point of view. Watch this 40 seconds video which shows you what kind of disaster that could possibly happen to me.

I assume Apple Inc. is avoiding this silly incident to happen to the smart customers. By the way, is Samsung Instinct imitating Apple iPhone? Anyway, it is just a modified version perhaps.

Welcom CC to the world!!!

CC, the copy-cat.

Apple's New Tattoo, iMan!

2008-11-25T01:04:00.005+08:00

Apple is a man, Apple is a man, and APPLE IS A MAN! Peoples are wondering whether this white apple with green leaves on head is a chick or a hunk. And I need to make an announcement here, this little cute White Apple is a man! The iMan! Remember it's not the legendary model Iman!

Why iMan? It is because it stands for 'i am a man'. There are few reasons that caused the readers think I am a girl rather than a guy.

1.) The drawings here are cute.

iMan: Why the heck a guy could not draw something cute?

2.) I don't talk like a guy.

iMan: Do I have to use ASSHOLE, MOTHERFUCKER, BITCH and BASTARD to greet my readers? I do use WTF and OMFG though. Good manners do not make me a man?

3.) The name 'Apple' itself sounds like a girl.

iMan: For your own sake, Apple is not my name! It is a type of fruit in this blog! And I never call myself as Apple in other chat box or forum! I am using "justapple" all the while! If you prefer I switch to "justbanana" to show that I am a man, I will then.

However, Apple needs a tattoo now. A tattoo which indicates himself as an apple, and another one that represents himself as a iMan. But making a tattoo on Apple's body, it's a mission of EP. EP indicates Expensive and Painful. Hence, he decided to DIY (Do It Yourself) with the aid of P&S (Paper and Sunlight)
This is the imagination or to say expectation by Apple. Unfortunately, his mission was a fiasco and the outcome is a little unpredicted.
Since then, Apple has made another decision which is to return himself to his hometown, the Apple Inc store to get a FREE TATTOO!

Make yourself a tattoo with the Free Laser Engraving on your iPod now!

Make it as a gift for anyone with the engraved message to any iPod! It is easy and free! Just like what I did for my friends! Hehe...

In the end, Apple got himself a best tattoo ever!!! *Wink* Goodbye old friends!

The Trend of Apple's Hairstyle

2008-11-19T11:53:00.038+08:00

Apple has all kind of hairstyle, but he was not satisfied with the hair colour. One day, he looked at the mirror, there was something bad reflected from the mirror and he got frustrated.

Therefore, Apple needs a CHANGE! As Barack Obama said, it is time for CHANGE! The colour has been changed by America, why not the Apple to change his hair colour as well? At last, Apple did it!

Apple is more alive now! He can choose all sort of changes that he wanted. Apple and his friends are all gone wild!

From the old fashion of mp3/mp4 players, now iPod Nano-Chromatic carries another trend of portable music players.

Source of Picture: Apple Inc Official Website

Share it!

Share your best moment with your friends by browsing the photos with the 2-inch (diagonal) liquid crystal display.

Show it!

Show and play the beloved video and movies anywhere with up to 4 hours video playback period.

Start it!

Start any compatible games with it to cheers your boredom everyday.

Shake it!

Shake to shuffle your music, more surprises and excitement now!

Enjoy the 30 seconds video below and it takes 30seconds to load with high quality performance! The background song is awesome as an ending for this post!

You wu uh uh huh...

Strawberry, Banana, Watermelon or Ki Wii?

2008-11-14T09:45:00.002+08:00

Apple was trying so hard to find his dad, finally he did it! The process was literally a tragedy or a disaster to him and yet he still remember how difficult was it.

He met Mr.Strawberry, but Mr.Strawberry has a son and a daughter and yet never betray his wife yet.

Mr.Banana told him that he has a son, but his son was murdered by a human while he was walking on street.

Apple saw this and he thought it might be his dad, but in fact he didn't know this is a pregnant watermelon.

Finally, Mr.Ki Wii approached him and told him that he is the long lost father of him. And the Apple was a little astonished by the news.

If you like Ki Wii and you enjoyed playing tennis, boxing, racing or even dancing in your house, now u will definitely desire to convey the console to outdoor or wherever you want. Here is the trouble, how can you play your Ki Wii in class, car or even on street without the provision of electricity and television?

It was a mission impossible, hence you need the son of Ki Wii. Yes, Apple's iPod Touch has turned this mission to the mission possible! It is small, but in still it has a big touch screen as a game console. It is just like a gameboy! iPod Touch is not merely a MP3 player with sleek design, but with its new genius features included in the 2nd Generation of iPod Touch, you feel more action and fun!

You don't need a built-in button for your game console now!

Turn to the left.

Turn to the right.

Watch out the river! Move down your left hand!

You are safe now! Be fast and furious!

This is not your imagination nor your dream. You don't need a button to play the games! You just need to move your console and touch its body! Apple says, "I am not Mariah Carey, but please touch my body...". Meanwhile, you can listen to Mariah Carey's songs with its built-in speaker! Yes, it has built-in speaker! Woot~

Watch the 30 seconds video below to get the picture of my story immediately. There are hundreds of games you could download from the iTunes store for free!

In spite of all the movements you can do with iPod Touch, intangible buttons will be installed based on the games' criteria. Personally, I love Super Mario Bros.

Caution! You can play in classroom!

But you still need to pretend as a nerd although you are playing it! "Dang dang dang, dang dang dang, dang~" (Super Mario Bro's soundtrack)

I am becoming a Red Apple tonight!

2008-11-09T21:52:00.011+08:00

I had a bad week. But it was a past now. To celebrate the new coming week, I got myself a pack of Cottage Fries and a bottle of cheap wine, I really love wine.

The wine opener in my house is gone, so I got a new one. I don't have any spell that I could use to suck the damn wine cork.

The bad thing is arriving, once I open the cover of the wine, I saw a small tunnel. THERE IS NO WINE CORK INSIDE! So I just wasted my own money to get them a new wine opener. Anyway, tonight I am becoming a Red Apple!

I like to move it move it,
She likes to move it move it,
We like to move it move it,
MOVE IT!

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa is coming to GSC Malaysia on the 13rd November 2008!

Apple, The Sex Machine

2008-11-06T17:57:00.092+08:00

The Best Sex Machine Award goes to...(*drum rolls*) The Apple!

Do you know that apple has an extremely good stamina and so good on bed? I meant it is good on bed if an apple could really have a hot sex. Apple pwned them all!

If only Apple can give a fuck...

Hmmm...I assume the guy has learned some Chinese Kungfu, he can float and do the job!

(The digital clock shows 23:18)

Erm...now he turned to Superman? Superhorse perhaps.

(The digital clock shows 00:45)

The girl seems like wilted or an exhausted chick.

(The digital clock shows 02:10)

He is really like a sex machine. Celebrity scandal photo: Britney Fears and Green Aper.

(The digital clock shows 03:26)

Finally, they finished their romance.

(The digital clock shows 05:38)

They did that for 6 hours?!

Can you believe it?! Oops, I hope you will have your parents' accompaniment to educate you while you are reading this topic if you are below 18 years old. Back to the story, Apple is hard, firm, robust and vigorous. And that's not all! This is the girl's favorite part, it is LONG-LASTING too! If man have the battery life like the apples do while having sex, isn't that fantastic? Apple Inc. products are distinct in appearance, and yet their battery life. Do you wanna see how the apples pwned the others? hehe...

5 hours later...

5 more hours later...

Talk time for iPhone3G: Up to 10hours
Talk time for Samsung i900 Omnia: Up to 5 hours 50mins

Result: Samsung i900 Omnia, YOU GOT PWNED!

4 hours later...

an hour later...

Battery Life for Macbook: 5 hours

Battery Life for Sony VAIO VGN-CR353: 4 hours
Battery Life for Sony VAIO VGN-FW12G: 2.5 hours

Result: Sony VAIO, YOU GOT PWNED!

The ending of "muac-muac-muac" will never be good...

Battery Life for iPod Nano: Up to 24 hours audio playtime
Battery Life for Creative Zen V Plus: Up to 16 hours audio playtime
Battery Life for iPod Classic: Up to 36 hours audio playtime, 6 hours video playtime
Battery Life for Creative Zen X-Fi: Up to 36 hours audio playtime, 5 hours video playtime

Result: Creative Zen, YOU GOT PWNED!

lalala......lalala......

Condoms for Apples

2008-11-01T00:38:00.001+08:00

This is not an offensive post to the underage group of my readers. It is something more educational. From the online free dictionary, the definition of condom is a flexible sheath which made of rubber that designed to cover the penis during intercourse. In a nutshell, it is just a balloon on penis. Therefore you might think…condoms for apples are something similar like this...

Ha-ha…I need to bring out the point now. The condom for apple just the description of the protection skin for Apple Inc. product. iSkin has released many trendy and useful skins and covers for all range of Apple Inc. product, from iPod, iPhone to Mac. The colours of the ~~condom~~ skins are alike with the colour palette of rainbow. Withal, there are some products have attracted me the most and really eye-catching.

This is a condom packaging.

This is not a condom packaging,

but it is iSkin Keyboard Protector packaging!

The design of this keyboard protector fits the best for the keyboard of Apple MacBook and PC. It has arctic, sonic, purple, apple green and orange colour! It keeps the noise down for typing and maintains the hygiene of your keyboard. Less friction and less dust!

ATTENTION!

Mouse wears condom now! Ha-ha…Is it Mickey Mouse? NO! It is Mighty Mouse!

NONO, it is not like this! Stop your dirty thought!

This is the Mighty Mouse! And you are right, they have protection sheath too!

It is simple and stylish with the outstanding colours available in the market. Giving your Mighty Mouse a good shell can save you from buying a new costly mouse replacement!

Play safe everyone!

Non-imported Apple

2008-10-27T13:46:00.001+08:00

Can you name the identity of this hand tool?

1. Apple Walkie-Talkie
2. iPhone
3. Eye-phone

Think wisely, look at the image closely.

Perhaps you need to get a wider monitor screen.

It’s time to put on your glasses…

1…

The answer is iPhone 3G!!! Gotcha~ I am sure nobody answers that precisely. For those who did correctly, you will be receiving a big blessing from me. And it’s time for you to grab a new iPhone 3G from the retail store! Unfortunately, you can’t get it from my lovely country, Malaysia.

Cellphone has evolved so much with dazzling designs and functions. Do you still remember the very first gigantic cellphone in the past? Yea, you will definitely smile when the image flashes back through your memory now.

This first generation of gigantic cellphone is big like hammer and heavy like elephant.

What can you do with this dumbbell-alike cellphone in your hand?

1. Call 911 and it takes your entire body strength to press the buttons.
2. Do exercise as its weight could really burn off your body calories.
3. Show off that you own a huge cellphone as nobody does. (you can’t hide it anyway)
4. Provide your eyes with the healthiest vision as it only has green light on screen.

I know you must be thinking I am exaggerating it. However, it is true! What makes iPhone 3G stands out from the crowd? It is not about SMS, MMS, GPRS, built-in camera, audio and video playback, and etc. It is something more fun and exhilarating!

iPhone 3G has the best Multi-Touch function and it allows you to control everything by your fingertips! The high sensitivity and feasibility of its multi-touch software make anything possible! You can flick, tap, pinch on screen to glide your photo display and zoom in and out whenever you like! I am using ‘glide’, yes it glides! Your fingertip turns into an invisible cursor now!

Let me show you how it works!

Step 1:
Put your fingertips on the screen.

Step 2:

Glide one of your fingertips to upward direction.

Now the picture has been zoomed in!

Nowadays, the peoples are very concern on the vision of graphic. The houses are commencing to be occupied with widescreen TV, widescreen monitor, and widescreen portable game system. Hence, the technology of iPhone 3G also enhanced to follow the flows of the wide-screen trend. The wide screen display is not the only appealing factor but the movement of display takes the pride!

As simple as it is, what you need to do is to ROTATE! In Chinese we called rotate as ‘转 (zhuan)’, and in Japanese we called it as ‘kaiten shimasu’. The result of rotation is amazing and bizarre!

Don’t try this at home.

Your television won’t able to perform this magic, or you will see stars and birds when your mom smacks your head down.

What's next?

3G, Wi-Fi, and GPS just blow you away!

You will never be lost in anywhere with the aid of multiple functions invented!

GPS serves as your traveling navigator no matter where you are! It detects the signals from GPS satellite, Wi-Fi spots, or even cellular towers to tell you the most precise location. Now you can trek into South Africa or dive into Maldives, you will still able to know your exact spot as long as you can get the signal from either one of the ways. Hold on a second, just to remind you that iPhone 3G is not a water-resistant cellphone.

3G and Wi-Fi features enable you to browse the email and surf the ~~porn~~ website anytime and anywhere. For those who can’t wait to read their emails immediately, this is what you desire.

The speed of 3G can be described as 3F, Fast, ~~Fxcking~~ Fast, and Fery Fery Fast!

And to all the Malaysian fans of iPhone 3G, please wait longer for the import.